January 2012
342 posts
I had a dream I was wearing red eye liner
And now I wanna bring it back
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I swear I'm not the Devil: lambentbeauty:... →
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r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he…
Anonymous asked: Get in bed right meow lol
Anonymous asked: I am sure.
Anonymous asked: You're not a unicorn
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Anonymous asked: 1.) I don't know why people are calling you fat. It is very clear you're not, and if they'd like a demonstration of what is they can check my 6 month pregnant ass out. Mother-Fuckers. 2.) Don't hate on someone for taking a little time off school. I am to pop this cute ass baby out, an my husband doesn't think any less of me. 3.) And this is most important so REALLY pay...
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There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
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jessi-slaughter-is-back-bitches:
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
OH MY GOD.
ladywankenobi asked: Hi, I fookin love ya, and I need to hear your voice soon. I hope your first day of school was excellent. Party on, Wayne <3 xoxoxox
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TDC day 6- 10 random facts about yourself
1. My real name is Melanie, but I hate when people call me that. Most people refer tome as Mel or Hell. or jesus.
2. I go to school at Roosevelt. It’s in downtown Chicago. I love it. My major is biology. My minor is chem. I’m in the pre-med program cuz when I grow up I wanna be a medical examiner :)
3. I love to fart.
4. My best friend slash sister lives way far away and I miss her...
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Anonymous asked: are you in college?
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TDC Day 05 - A time you thought about ending your...
NEVER. I’M FOOKIN’ PERFECT. HAPPY. AND A BRILLIANT DRINKER.
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